Legolas: It’s probably my dad. *checks phone* Called it. Hey, dad. It’s Legolas. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. I’m at the home of Gimli. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. We’re– we’re just hanging out. Oh… Gimli’s parents. They’re, uh– they’re in the next room. You would like to talk to Gimli’s dad? Oh, okay. Hold on a moment.
Gimli: That’s gonna be pretty hard since my dad’s really far away.
Legolas: I can’t tell him that!
Gimli: Gandalf, quick– you have to pretend to be my dad to talk to Legolas’ dad.
Gandalf: *takes the phone* Hello. This… is dad Gimli. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry– playing with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. *hangs up the phone and hands it back to Gimli* Sorry, I panicked.