Okay, but have you considered: Marius as the world’s awkwardest vampire.
You know what though, the more I think about this the more sense it makes. Marius Pontmercy
- Is already a “Baron”
- Wears all black
- Only goes out at night
- Has one Romance and one Germanic language down; can easily find some place with empty castles
- His father-in-law has slept in a coffin
- Has a track record of reworking his ethical system to whatever suits his strongest interests; would definitely be able to rationalize eating people
- Great at murder
- Frequently seems to not know what decade it is
- All his friends are dead
#the job market can be tough when the only skills on your resume are ‘German translation’ and ‘murder’#but I think Marius has this one down#Marius Pontmercy: actual Vampire?
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