- Thinking les amis is a gay cult when courf first brings him to a meeting
- grantaire tries to convince him its true
- “have u ever met a gay person in your life marius” “..no?” “marius , me, your own room mate, is gay”
- “i thought all the rainbows just meant u liked colors a lot”
- literally the densest person on this earth
- asked jehan if they were a boy or a girl and then was so embarrassed that he didnt talk to them for three weeks
- called grantaire monsieur grantaire and grantaire just laid down on the floor
- tried to call everyone monsieur or sir to be polite
- half worried that being in this gay cult will make him gay
- “for the love of god marius we are not a gay cult no grantaire we a re no t!!!”
- once he feels comfortable with you hes the most affectionate person youve ever met
- loves courfeyrac so much
- would die for courfeyrac
- once found courfeyrac asleep on the couch in his underwear after playing animal crossing
- panicked bc he didnt know how to save his game for him
- once got a bloody nose from enjolras because he thought he was cosette
- kind of afraid of enjolras
- has to ask courf what a blowjob is
- which leads to courf giving him a very detailed sex talk
- he doesnt look courfeyrac in the eye for a month afterwards
- meets cosette bc grantaire wouldnt get off the floor after he called him monsieur and joly had to call in the professionals
- just kind of stared at her
- does not know how to act in any social situation whatsoever
- at all
- sometimes courf wakes up to marius next to him curled up in his blanket (he brought his own with him so he wouldnt have to wake courf up getting under his)
- courf just cuddles him
- its nice
- he is such a mess
- but he is a very well meaning mess
- weird but good ™
~Little Marius Pontmercy Things~
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