les mis as things i’ve heard in my drama class

the-wretched-in-french:

Marius: FIRE!!! THERE’S A FIRE!!! Wait nevermind sorry

Enjolras: Sit in that chair in the corner and think about your life decisions and why they suck

Combeferre: Okay, WHO TAPED A PENTAGON ON THE STAGE?

Montparnasse: don’t even bother looking in the costume room I hid a dead body in there

Feuilly: I FOUND A DOOR WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT

Musichetta: You are all my children, but if you whip each other with towels one more time, you will each be disowned

Bossuet: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *trips down the stairs*

Courfeyrac and Gavroche: *harmonizing to the tune of livin’ on a prayer* WOAH WE’RE NOT QUITE THERE WOAH STANDING ON A CHAIR TAKE MY LIFE OR TAKE MY HAIR WOAH A PICKLE AND A BEAR

Eponine: You can’t make gay jokes when I’m not here!!! Those are MY thing stop stealing my thunder!!!!

Jehan: *bowing aggressively* thank you, thank you, I want to die

Grantaire: someone get me a glass of water or vodka I don’t really care at this point

Bahorel: so like, if I ACCIDENTALLY HYPOTHETICALLY smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, would you be able to tell and would I get suspended?

Joly: Your germs are racist but that doesn’t mean they won’t kill me anyway

Cosette: Where did my flannel go? PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M NO LONGER GAY