jean valjean modern day headcanons bc i don’t see it often
- owns 5 dogs, all were once strays that he found
- raising cosette with 5 dogs.. can u imagine… it precious
- one of the dogs is called ursula. when marius finds that out, he dies
- he has such a guilty conscience for his past, he tries his best to give to charities when he can
- can u imagine big strong jean valjean, holding hands with tiny small cosette… precious
- started greying when he was 30
- always has mints and butterscotch in his pockets
- always was down for tea parties with cosette, tiara and everything
- he is the hot single dad
- once went on a blind date with javert… it went well but jvj had to go earlier and he forgot to split the pay like he said he would… javert is bitter policeman neighbour and jvj can’t understand why he won’t call him back
- probs makes the worse dad jokes, an example:
cosette: ‘can you draw me a bath please?’
jvj: ‘*already laughing as he grabs the pen and paper*’
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– does cosettes hair everyday before school, probs asks for advice from moms and learns from youtube videos
– The Ultimate PTA Dad ™
– once cosette was made fun of because she wore a dress to school so valjean absolutely wore one when he went to pick her up the next day
– yes to the unstoppable dad jokes even when cosette is like 19, also makes them front of her friends, cosette is mortified but she loves him anyway
– leTS COSETTE PRACTICE MAKEUP ON HIM
– makes her cool and nutritious lunches in cute lunchboxes
– is probs supportive of everything she does lbr (including that one time she wanted to be a stripper)
– is confused about parenting 928382% of the time
– probs read all the parenting books he could find when he first got her
– im basically all for those tropes where single dads just learn the ropes as they go and their daughters turn out ‘weird’ by society standards but actually, awesome
– ‘do you want more chicken marius’ ‘no thank you sir im full’ ‘well hello full im cosettes dad’ ‘daAAAAAD’
– beard with flowers and bows just because
– cosette has a lot of followers on instagram and vine
– the ones with valjean in them are the most popular
– ‘DO IT FOR THE VINE DAD’
– has dabbed by request from cosette at least once
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