things that are perma-banned from every future POTO adaptation:
– making Erik a rapist and then still trying to make us feel sorry for him
– making Erik a pedophile and then still trying to make us feel sorry for him
– making Christine underage while still keeping Erik and Raoul grown ass men and STILL trying to make us feel sorry for Erik.
– Making the Daroga evil
– Making Madame Giry evil
– whatever the fuck that shit with Meg was
– beastiality
– not including the Daroga
– racist romani steryotypes
– Deformities that basically just look like a bad sunburn
– Deformities that basically just look like Prince Zuko’s scar
– boring soundtrack
– Frederick Forsyth
Thigs that are still acceptable but are on thin fucking ice:
– Erik having a disfiguring injury instead of being born deformed
– Erik doing irrideemable shit and NOT having a redemption arc.
– Ice skating
– Erik having long blonde hair
– rats
– anime
– sequles
@goodphantomoftheoperaposts, I respectfully submit incestuous overtones for the perma-ban.
how could I forget that? Thank you for your addition
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