Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.
Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN
This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard
A TRUE skinny legend
His foot size is a men’s 10. Imhis feet are only big when compared to his spaghetti thin body
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