Jean Valjean: I’ve eaten nothing but bread for the past two days and honestly? It’s a dream.
Javert: *sliding into the room in his socks, making airhorn noises* This is the sound of the police
Fantine: Yeah, I’ve been slowly dying all week, but it’s fine.
Marius: Why make bad life choices when you could make good ones? I mean. I wouldn’t know. But consider it.
Cosette: All it takes is one boy and then boom, cooties no longer exist. It’s amazing.
Eponine: Just because you didn’t see my emo phase doesn’t mean that I never had one.
Enjolras: I think you blew out my eardrums with your screeching. But it’s okay, now I don’t have to listen to you anymore.
Grantaire: *holds up a bottle of vinegar* Ah. Vodka.
Courfeyrac: If I weren’t here you guys would do nothing but fight and eat all the corn chips.
Combeferre: No! You can’t get Fortnite on your Kindle!
Feuilly: Why have spaghetti when you can have piiiiiiiiiiiierogi
Prouvaire: You guys all have really dark dreams. I just dream about, I don’t know, dinosaurs and stuff.
Joly: First aid practice? Nice! Let me get my toothpaste so I can pretend to have rabies.
Lesgles: *holding up a bag of lettuce* Weed salad!
Gavroche: I don’t really know what vodka is, but Grantaire talks about it so much that now I can make vodka jokes too
Les Misérables as Things My Siblings Have Said
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