Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
Don’t add insult to injury, Freud!
HE HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH
I really want to punch Freud…
HE DESERVES IT