POTO adaptations that sound fake but actually happened
– 80’s/highschool/mall AU
– Phantom on ice
– a hentai game where Erik is a blue-haired anime boy
– an adaptation where Erik didn’t even have a deformity, fucked rats, and Raoul looked like Prince
– a high-budget musical adaptation of the fanfiction you wrote when you were 14 and still in your Erik stan phase
– A sequle to the original book where Raoul got his dick shot off and Jesus Christ himself literally showed up as a character with dialouge
– and animated adaptation that borderline looks like one of those Zelda CDi games
– that time Raoul was a jack russle terrier
– a loosely-based animated adaptation where the phantom was a bug furry and it was actually a hertfelt and sweet movie
– That one non-ALW musical which only the audio exists and no video footage, whic was meant for grade-school aged children to play despite the fact that every singer in the recording was a grown ass adult and many of the vocals would have been way too hard for most kids that young to achieve.
– That non-ALW musical that the Charles Dance version was based off that had Gaston from Beauty in the Beast in it
– a high budget all-female japanese production of the previously mentioned musical that was actually fucking amazing.
– a manga that absolutely no one ever talks about
– an episode of the Hello Kitty cartoon where the phantom was a cute little mouse
– a Scooby Doo movie where the deformity design actually looked like the original, Christine was a little girl who was an obnoxious little shit, and Carlotta tried to murder Shaggy and Scooby
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