fallinforaguyfelldownfromthesky:

suck-too-hard-on-your-lollypop:

just-fic-me-up:

benedictcumberbatch:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

I’m Mother of Dragons……I’ve sent serious emails with that.

*laughs in android*