shitpostingfromthebarricade:

Grantaire: Let me tell you a story of my people

Grantaire (2 minutes in): and Aphrodite, straddled across the beast’s mighty back, did loose a cry to the higher realms

Grantaire (5 minutes in): and my grandfather reached into the sea, grappling with the great net

Grantaire (10 minutes in): but my maths tutor told me…well, I can’t really remember, I wasn’t paying attention, but I’m pretty sure he said

Grantaire (20 minutes in): let’s pause for intermission–bathroom, snacks, wine, more opium

Grantaire (35 minutes in): and then my dog died, and that’s how I knew that my sister would never walk again

Grantaire (50 minutes in): as the Carthaginians proclaimed that they would would no longer be a land dependent on

Grantaire (70 minutes in): and THAT’s how I know that people are NOT inherently good and that John Locke can go FUCK himself

Everyone:

God, common sense, life itself:

Thicctor Hugo:

Andrew Davies:

Canon-era Feuilly: so first of all, what the FUCK is a Ted Talk, and secondly

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