in french you dont say “i love you” you say “permets-tu” which is closer to “do you permit it?” i love that. “do you permit it” you are hot and blond and we are going to die. you are like a statue or a god or an angel. i am really gay for you.
wtf we don’t say “permets-tu”????????????
wtf we don’t say “permets-tu” we say “je t’aime” you dumbass
french people who dont get les miserables jokes
Grantaire:
Permets-tu?Enjolras: wtf
we don’t say “permets-tu” we say “je t’aime” you dumbass(argument
ensues)Soldiers: *look
one another in confusion* *slowly lower their arms* Maybe… we should give
them a minute?