permets-tu-not-permettez-vous:
Enjolras: “I am a terrible driver, I know nothing about cars. I meant to learn about them and then I forgot.”
Combeferre: “On Cold Case Files, they solve old murders, and it’s really interesting ‘ cause what I learned from it is that it was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA.”
Courfeyrac: “Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it.”
Feuilly: “Why do people always shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”
Bahorel: “I wasn’t offended as a boy being confused with a lady, I was offended as a lady who was getting pushed around by this chauvinist asshole that works in blockbuster video talking to me like I was some floozy.”
Jehan: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”
Grantaire: “I quit drinking because I would drink too much and then I’d black out and I would “ruin” parties. Or so I’m told.“
Joly: "All of his jokes were very anti-work, which is not always want you want from a health care professional.”
Bossuet: “When I was in grade school I was bullied for being Asian American. And the biggest problem with that is that I am not Asian American.”
Musichetta: “And I said ‘no.’ You know, like a liar.”
Eponine: “It’s wrong to make fun of people, but it’s so fun.”
Marius: “Before I had a girlfriend I never had someone who’s always standing next to me who can just point out obvious things that are happening.”
Cosette: “Once people start drinking for the night, they forget everything that isn’t alcohol.”
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