Les Amis as different types of bread/pastry?

just-french-me-up:

THE TIME HAS COME. I WAS BORN FOR THIS DAY

  • Enjolras : The ultimate baguette de tradition, all hot and gorgeous and you just want to take a bite out of him but you also don’t want to ruin the perfection
  • Courfeyrac : Fairy Bread, hands down
  • Combeferre : Rye bread, it looks all serious and reliable and it gets all soft and delicious once you butter it up
  • Grantaire : A pain au chocolat. He looks like a croissant from the outside and you think you have him figured out but NO, he’s got inner layers, hidden depths
  • Joly : Either a very healthy whole wheat bread or a soft, golden, delicious brioche, like a fluffy cloud
  • Bossuet : A nutella filled beignet, he’s like those good memories of childhood when you used to eat with your fingers
  • Musichetta : A cute lemon poppy seed muffin, sweet but just zesty enough
  • Feuilly : A perfectly cooked and decorated gingerbread man
  • Bahorel : A frangipane filled croissant with chocolate drizzle and sugar drops
  • Jehan : A mille-feuille because they have so many layers, so many interests and intricacies it’s amazing. And they’re also all aesthetic
  • Eponine : A crêpe. Because “Don’t you crêpe Monsieur Marius”. And she can be either sweet or really salty
  • Marius : A croissant. A classic but you still love him
  • Cosette : A cute, adorable chouquette

BONUS ROUND :

  • Tholomyès : A soggy piece of pain de mie, left out in the rain, barely edible, despised by the rest of the world

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