My favourite musicals summarised in just one sentence
Something rotten: Shakespeare is a fucking thot and poetry is porn
Hamilton: Local man ruins everything
Les Miserables: JUST KISS ALREADY!
Be more chill: Well fuck my brain just got hacked
The Falsettos: Lesbians and Jews and Jews and Lesbians! HI JEWS WE‘RE LESBIANS!
Dance of the vampires: Are you guys goth or punk or just decide already!
Mamma Mia: Healthy Polyamori 10/10
Mozart l‘opera Rock: Emo falls in love with the purest ray of sunshine
The Phantom of The Opera: “Hello 911 yes I am here to report a stalker with a lovely voice”
Heathers: If no one leaves you alone, kill them.
Grease: Summer, the musical.
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