Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways
“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”
“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”
“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”
“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”
“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”
“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”
“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”
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