Rank the lotr characters from dad-est to least dad

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I’m gonna keep it to the Fellowship, or else this would gets Too Comprehensive:

1. Aragorn
2. Sam
3. Boromir
4. Gimli
5. Merry
6. Frodo
7. Pip

Gandalf is a tired grandpa

Legolas didn’t make the list because the guy has absolutely zero dad energy. He’s the older brother your parents leave alone with you and your friends One (1) time because they think he’s finally responsible enough to be left in charge and they

Never

make that mistake again.