shitpostingfromthebarricade:

kleopatraphilopator:

I have a poster of Napoleon in my room, but don’t start calling me Marius just yet! Allow me to explain. I was inspired by the ancient Egyptians, who would put images of their enemies on the bottoms of their sandals so with every step they metaphorically ‘crushed them’. My poster is right behind my door, so not only can you not see him half the time, every time I leave or enter my room I hit Napoleon in the face with my door. It’s great.

Citoyen, ma mère, c’est la République.

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