okay seriously more than half of grantaire’s intro is actually about his alarmingly massive crush on enjolras, half of whose intro is about how he does not do relationships, so approximately how sorry for the poor man am i going to be feeling by the end of this book? please don’t answer that.
less danger of this than i expected rn tbh cos he’s not shut up for two a half solid pages
# this is such a fucking mood # me at the beginning of the amis section: oh R sweetie ilu let me give you a hug # me two pages into his four page rant: (hitting him with rolled up newspaper) # stop! talking! you! fucking! goblin! # before you read the brick you think e is a dickhead for how he talks to R but afterwards… # like okay e telling him he’s incapable of living breathing and dying is a little harsh # but good fucking grief i honestly cannot blame you buddy (via @little-smartass)