He was afraid of rabbits and open doors (he used to make everyone following him go single file through a door barely open enough to get one person) (then immediately closing it after them)
he only ate in complete silence? and made it illegal to name a pig napoleon in france (fun fact: this is STILL illegal in france, and is why in the french version of animal farm the pig is called caesar instead!)
Careful with your Napoleon facts – you don’t want the rest of tumblr falling in love with you then try to marry you!!!
i’m irresistible, though!