aragorn: a relatively neutral rivendell accént. first learned from hanging out with elladan and elrohir so it’s kind of vulgar some of the time because they’re uhhhhhhhhhhhh teenagers
- elrond slams the door shut and whirls around to face his children. “who taught aragorn how to say fuck?” he demands.
- arwen and the twins eye each other suspiciously because it honestly could have been any one of them
legolas: my url speaks for itself. he’s howdy at best and completely unintelligible at worst.
- “how are you today?” frodo asks
- “i’m finer’n frog hair split four ways,” legolas says, baring his teeth in a smile
- “why can’t you just speak to me in normal elvish like a normal person,” frodo asks, ripping up his a-z elvish dictionary
galadriel: an absolutely disgusting lothlórien accent
- aye guv. whats news
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