Who would win a Queen drinking contest? I bet Freddie (80s at least), cuz John and Brian would be too lightweight and Roger would eliminate himself somehow.
God all I can think of is those photos of them actually having a drinking contest?? And I’m gonna make a case for John and Brian here, because I feel like they’d 100% get it into their heads to secretly be trying to one-up each other the entire time. Honestly John Deacon may be tiny but he’s also basically 90% spite and sass, and given that he had a fake amp exclusively to store a mini bar in and that he was no stranger to the clubs himself I’d say his tolerance is probably higher than we realize.
I wanna say Brian’s mom instincts would kick in eventually and he’d step out, but honestly the evidence doesn’t lie.
That is not the face of a mom friend. That is the face of a bad idea bear, and I think that’s John right behind him looking for another drink. The blind are leading the blind here.
That leaves Roger and Freddie, and I think they probably have the best chances of winning but also the best chances of eliminating themselves or getting distracted. If they can keep it together it’s really any man’s game and the odds are good for both of them. I agree with you that Roger could probably find a ton of ways to get himself out, but since Freddie is so frequently his partner in crime they might just be together in it. Either way it’ll be a long night for both Crystal and Phoebe, that’s all I know for sure!
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