Most of you are probably used to my habit of entertaining myself with silly almost-fanfics and what-ifs.
So, here’s another: We’re in modern-day Paris. For whatever reason the Amis need to get to the top of a building. What do they do?
Courfeyrac selects a random lady’s name from the intercom, charms her into letting him in and takes the stairs.
Combeferre tries a similar tactic, just without the flirting. He might claim that someone needs medical attention and can’t open their own door.
Feuilly claims to be a mechanic and has the janitor escort him up. Probably actually fixes something while he’s at it.
Grantaire calls a buddy who calls a buddy whos second cousin lives in the building.
L’aigle and Joly ask Grantaire to call a buddy who has a buddy whos second cousin lives in the building.
Prouvaire picks the lock. What do you mean, how? He was bored and it seemed like an interesting thing to learn.
Enjolras and Bahorel parkour the fuck up.
I just got the most vivid mental picture from that last one
#parkour the fuck up#not everyday enj and Bahorel have the same strategy for something#the only difference is enj is silent like a cat#but Bahorel would probably be singing some made up lyrics to the spiderman theme song the whole time
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