making an online dating profile for grantaire
Joly: Let’s talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how ‘bout your favorite food? What would that be?
Grantaire: Oh, milk steak.
Joly: Hm, what?
Grantaire: Milk steak.
Joly: I’m not putting milk steak!
Bossuet: Just put steak. Just put regular steak.
Joly: I’m gonna put steak.
Grantaire: Don’t put steak, put milk steak! They’ll know what it is.
Joly: No, they won’t know what it is, R. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, all right moving on. What’s your favorite hobby?
Grantaire: Uh, magnets.
Joly: Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?
Bossuet: Playing with magnets?
Grantaire: Just magnets.
Joly: I’m gonna put snowboarding. We’ll put snowboarding. All right, what are some of your likes?
Grantaire: Uh, ghouls.
Bossuet: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Grantaire: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Joly: What, like in movies?! In cartoons?!
Grantaire: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Bossuet: Don’t write ghouls!
Joly: I’m not, I’m putting travel! Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?
Grantaire: People’s knees.
Joly: Oh, come on! Dude, come on! We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. We’re not even gonna use you.
Bossuet: Bro, you’ve gotta be kidding. You know what? We’ll just make it all up.
Grantaire: Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere…
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