No, but I do have a list of Things Grantaire Has Said That Derailed Enjolras’ Train Of Thought Enough To Stop Talking. This includes:
“My car doesn’t have a brake it has a safeword”
After Enjolras’ leg bumped into his “watch where you’re putting your noodles bone stilts McGee”
“#stop normalizing eyelashes”
To the tune of Mr. Sandman “Mr. SnoopDog, light up a weed… make me the most stoned that I’ve ever been”
“How do I shit in an ambulance?” “… you don’t.. its a vehicle” “Okay but what if I really have to shit?”
“I can talk and do my work at the same time because my words don’t even come from my coniousness”
Do you have a list of “shit Grantaire has said to avoid getting up in the morning”
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