headcanon: thor hears peter say how taking a nap after school is his kink, and thinks that kink is used to describe something you like in general. the next morning at breakfast hes eating pancakes and he shouts “i have just realized that maple syrup is my kink!” and steve chokes on his pancake laughing,, tony covers baby morgan’s ears n goes “jesus fucking Christ thor not in front of my fucking kid”
bruce: what do you want for dinner?
thor: any kink of yours is a kink of mine as well!!
bruce, this close to an embarrassement shutdown: whAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY QUESTION
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