if you are bisexual with bad parents, the ocean is your mom now.
if you are trans with bad parents, the sky is your dad now.
if you are ace with bad parents, the moon is your mom now.
if you are gay with bad parents, the sun is your dad now.
if you are lesbian with bad parents, the beach is your mom now.
if you are nonbinary with bad parents, the stars are your parents now.
if you are intersex with bad parents, the the forest is your dad now.
if you are otherwise queer with bad parents, the earth is your mom now.
them’s the rules, folks.