John: “Hello youtube, welcome to installment twelve of my vlog, John Fixes Shit His Roommates Break. Today we have an electric kettle which Roger filled with popcorn and then accidentally lit on fire–”
Roger: (offscreen) “It wasn’t me!”
John: “…Today we have an electric kettle which miraculously filled itself with popcorn, and then spontaneously combusted, and then threw itself out the window into the street six storeys below…”
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