For all my bisexuals out there:
The strongest and fiercest warrior of the Agean Army was Achilles, a warrior who was super into his slave women, but also really gay for his best friend Patroklos. You hold the entire combined power of the Danaäns unified against Troy with you. You have the blood of the gods running through you. You shall prevail. You shall conquer. You shall rage.
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