tolkien remake it’s exactly the same but everyone is a lesbian
eowyn is a butch sword lesbian and faramir is her trans femme gf
tauriel and kili are a lesbian power couple you heard it here first
mairon: honey i…made us matching swords
melkor, a butch weapons lesbian: 💓💕💘💝💖💟💗💞❤
Legolas is high femme and gimli is stone butch
Aragon and Arwen are the girlfriends who share clothes and do each other’s hair
damn right they are!!!
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