Bisexual friends: hey there’s a 70% off sale on easy light charcoal at target. Come help me buy it cause there’s a limit, 3 per person
Asexual friends: Hey a new bar opened up it lets you drink beer and throw axes at stuff. We can reserve a time this weekend for the whole friend group and get a discount
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