straight ppl will see two dudes barebacking and go ‘wow wat a cute friendship’ but will call u a faggot if ur shirt isnt the right color like do yall even kno wat ur talking about anymore
two women: weve been in the love since we first saw eachother and have been living together for 40+ yrs and bang every night
straights: wow wat a cute friendship
straights in the lotion aisle: ooh better get the designated lotion for my gender or else ill be gay