listening to michael bublé’s aggressively heterosexual cover of “santa baby” and every new word he uses instead of “baby” takes a month off my life
One of the rare cases where reading the YouTube comments makes it better
“Santa poppy” because we all know that he or his writing team initially must have thought “Santa daddy” but someone was like “wait no that could be interpreted sexually, but let’s still keep the weird paternal line and change it to something less sexy.”
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