Random Feuilly headcanons

the-oh-in-24601:

annachronistic:

– first name: Évariste

– He has a crazy good memory.  He knows his birthday, even though he shouldn’t know it.  His parents died when he was four, an age at which not many children know about calendar dates.  Plus, the birth dates of many children of poor families at the time were simply lost and not officially recorded by the government.  But his parents gave him a gift for his third birthday and told him what date it was, and he was able to remember that.

– He swears a whole lot, much to the chagrin of Jehan.

– Although he doesn’t have a formal education, he is very much an autodidactic.  He taught himself Polish and even some mathematics.

– Him, Jehan, and Joly look pretty similar to each other: short and skinny with longish hair.  They kinda look alike in a “fraternal triplets” sort of way.

– Needs glasses but doesn’t wear them.

– Can’t sing.

– In modern AU, he still has a flip phone.  Bahorel teases him about his “Flintsone phone” all the time.

– Sad headcanon: his body was never identified after the fall of the barricades.  The coroners trying to identify him thought there was nothing particularly remarkable about him.  He clearly
didn’t come from a wealthy or well-known family.  He was just
so…average.  He could be anyone.  They thought that maybe he was alone and had no
family.  Or maybe the only people who knew who he was were dead
themselves.  Feuilly was eventually given an unnamed grave with an approximate date of birth.

Why must you hurt me with words? I was floating around in modern AU shenanigans and then

BAM

“His body was never identified”