Valjean: i stole fucking bread
Javert: five years
Valjean: i tried to check on my family you piece of shit
Javert: fourteen more
Valjean: im free
Javert: technically,,,, you’re not,,,,, but ok,,,,
Bishop: hey u look like ur having trouble come over at my place
Valjean: fuck it
Valjean: *steals*
Javert: ffs you wouldn’t be in jail if-
Bishop: no it’s cool i gave him that shit
Javert: oh.
20 years later or smth
Valjean: aye im mayor now
Fantine: i have a daughter you inconsiderate imbeciles
Fantine’s boss and coworkers: fuck you
Fantine: i don’t want to do this
Valjean: u don’t have to
Valjean: hey kid u want some candy
Cosette: fuck yea
Thénardiers: you want her? go have her
20 more years later i think
Éponine: i lowkey love you
Marius: im oblivious as shit. ooOO a HOT girl
Cosette: ooOO a HOT guy
Marius: hey, take me to her
Éponine: ok
Éponine: (kill me)
Enjolras: REVOLUTION
Grantaire: you’re gonna get us killed, moron
Grantaire: (but you’re my moron)
Les Amis de’lABC: we died.
Éponine: me too
Valjean: mY FUTURE SON IN LAW IS DEAD
Javert: sTOP R I G H T THERE
Valjean: *gives Javert guilt trip*
Javert: oh
Javert: oh shit
Javert: *kills himself*
A year later I think
Marius: all my friends are dead
Cosette: i love you
Marius: love u too
Valjean: im dying
Cosette: please,,,, god,,,, no,,,, enough people have DIED already
Fantine: hey old pal. ur awesome
Éponine: u protected my crush. ur awesome
Bishop: ur awesome
Everyone: we’re all awesome!!
Les Misérables
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