the-wretched-in-french:

musical quotes with the same energy

• “SON” “I’m not your son” 
• “I don’t want you going to school HIGH connor!” “perfect, so then I won’t go! thanks, mom!”
• “5 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID; THE REST BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO RUN. YES 24601––” “my name is Jean Valjean”
• “Hey look, a new kid” “I’M NEW TOO”
• “PIANO MAN!” “my name’s florence” “WHATEVER HOMIE C’MERE”
• “MISS GLINDA––” “oh, its gaaaaa-linda? with a gaaaa?”
• “deep-shit?” “uhhhhh DEEP-DISH”
• “I survived a tree fall he survived much worse” “SHUT UP JESSE”
• “Who’s house is this?” “ITS MY HOUSE NOW” “SERIOUSLY? WHO’S HOUSE IS THIS?”
• “80 bucks, for a tux, man we better get LAID” “you’ve been praying for that since sEVENTH GRADE”

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