Aragorn: WHo the fUCK says tennis rackets can’t be used for sword fighting
Saruman: I say “Get out of my way” all the time it’s my favourite thing to say
Galadriel: Do I want to graduate, or do I want to leave this school as a fucking legend?
Elrond: *cups hands around face* I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BUT NO ONE HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
Pippin: I don’t have a clue what is going on here but I’m gonna roll with it.
Frodo: *visibly sobbing* please, please, I just want this to end, I just want to graduate, please, get me out, all of you suck,
Eowyn: I’m sorry teacher, I wasn’t staring into space, I was just rethinking my life choices
Legolas: *slams body into locker* *hyperventilating* hELP ME I THINK I’M GAY
LOTR Characters as stuff I’ve heard at my school
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