demidorks:

Jason: On a scale from “Damn Daniel” to “Fre Sha Vaca Do” How are you feeling?

Percy: In between “Its an Avocado, Thanks” and “How did you defeat Captain America” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger” How about you, Magnus?

Magnus: Probably, “Road Work Ahead”

Carter: I speak some languages, and this is none of them.