op told me this in a private message and i asked them to send it as an ask b/c the world needs to see
Ok but like do you know how fast a combine moves??? HOW. Those things go like… 20 mph on the highway during harvest where I grew up. Like. Just. How. I feel this is important context. Also those things are LARGE like no way someone didn’t see it dawdling down the road. And there’s no way someone in an agricultural community wasn’t like “What’s Dave doing with Bill’s combine??” I’m sending this post to my childhood best friend because she sent me a picture of a cow in the town furniture store last month.
Here’s the cow.
Also, her response: “Probs why he is in jail, he would 100 percent get caught. Maybe if he was one farm and waited until the three other people that lived on his dirt road were gone and hot wired there combine and drove it to his field? OR, Maybe he like carjacked a combine?”
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