serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky
also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams
My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart
While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.
My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.
I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.
My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.
i met chuck palahniuk at a book event he was doing at naperville, il and we talked for a little while before he was due to speak and at one point he said, “hey, go sit in the front row right there, i’m about to get ready. your mom will catch up in a second, save her a seat.” and i later found out he asked my mom for my address to surprise me. he ended up mailing me a box of all kinds of gifts and wrote me a letter and everything.
and as a separate story, he’s not really a “celebrity” as he is just infamous, but my aunt’s partner got weed from ted bundy once
My dad nearly ran over Jason Bradbury as he drove around on a Segway in a car park of an Adele concert. We then went to Gadget Show live the next day and sat in the front row. Luckily he didn’t recognise him
what is it with you people and running over celebrities
My great-grandma sold a belt to Harrison Ford once.
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