That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.
I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.
When my aunt was a kid she didn’t know black people were like, ya know, born black so she had this one black friend and she was super jealous of how pretty her skin tone was compared to her pale skin. This girl she was friends with also happened to be from another part of Iceland. One day my aunt told her mum (my grandma) that she wanted to move to the town her friend came from.
“Why?”
“I want to be tan like her.”
Sweetie,,, no. I’m sorry but that’s really not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
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