Who wants a list of the worst possible AUs I can think of
Okay so:
- MasterChef AU (Javert is Gordon Ramsey)
- Grantaire is a ghost hunter who doesn’t believe in ghosts but the spirit of Napoleon Bonaparte is haunting Enjolras’ kitchen
- The Lorax AU (Enjolras is the Lorax)
- AU where Africa by Toto starts playing every time Javert walks onstage
- The Musain is a children’s entertainment chain à la Chuck E. Cheese
- AU where everything is filmed vertically as a Vine on Courfeyrac’s phone (including his own death)
- Everyone is on pogo sticks the entire time
- AU where Javert jumps off the bridge into the orchestral pit and takes out the entire strings section for the rest of the show
- AU where they’re called “Dudes Being Bros” instead of Les Amis
- Interpretive dance AU (No dialogue, no lyrics)
- Canon-era AU where Enjolras has a mullet
- Every song is a glockenspiel + kazoo duet
- Everything is filmed through an Instagram filter
- Les Amis started out as a slam poetry society but then Enjolras showed up
- AU where Jean Valjean has a pet goat for no explicable reason
- Javert drives a minivan AU
- During the epilogue, Jean Valjean has a flight harness, so when he dies they just fly him up into the catwalks
- National Treasure AU
- Jean Valjean makes a living as a standup comedian AU
- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure AU (Starring Grantaire and Bossuet)
- AU where everything is the same except Jean Valjean eats candles onstage
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