john mulaney’s bit about thirteen year old children, except its the fellowship about hobbits
merry and pippin: HAHA look at that high-waisted man, he’s got feminine hips!
legolas, in the distance: NOOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT
I thought you meant,
Gandalf: Frodo, which way should we go? Over Carathras or through the Mines of Moria? Both of these choices are terrible.
Frodo: Who’s to say? I am very small and I have no shoes. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
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