*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*
are you going to make shoelaces as well
is there a joke i’m missing here
why would he make shoelaces
so we don’t have to steal them from the president
Bad addition to an already bad post
thank you that was my intention.
I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control
Too bad, you’ve initiated my past supernatural phase
this has triggered my fight or flight and I’m going to fucking eviscerate all of you
I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
this genuinely made me tremble out of fear and when i saw the gif i almost screamed

