jewishdragon:

SAGAL: A poll of 5,000 singles conducted by a Rutgers University professor who now uses emoji all the time found that 54 percent of people who use emoji had sex in the past year 2014, way more than non-emoji users. And also interesting, 70 percent of the women surveyed are faking the smiley face.

POUNDSTONE: I don’t even want to talk to those people let alone have sex with them.

SAGAL: You don’t want to have sex with anybody.

POUNDSTONE: Well, that’s true.