is he, you know….(mimes killing hector and dragging him around the walls of troy) bi
anyway i had too much fun coming up with euphemisms for gay classicists so here y’all go, have some more
- she rides with the amazon warriors
- he plows his fields in a bucolic landscape
- she studies under sappho
- he prefers greece to rome
- violets are her favorite flower
- he’s built a few walls in britain
“He’s built a few walls in Britain” I am DECEASED
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