idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue:
Sick of having a gendered name
If I ever had a kid I’d name them fuckface for two reasons
- It’s gender neutral
- It’s impossible to bully them. Someone goes “hey fuckface” they’re just gonna say “yeah?” I mean what’s the bully gonna do then, huh? My kid would be forced to just own it
First off, you would be an awesome parent. Secondly, I am so glad you are not mine
I absolutely do not want children and honestly don’t think I should be trusted around them since I’m about as good at parenting as the average sim but my family still wants me to go through unnecessary pain and trouble for a little blob of human and trust me if that day ever comes, I will not hesitate to name them Fuckface McGhee
Okay, for the protocol, I think that’s a terrible idea, but I am curious, what does the McGhee stand for?
Oh it’s just their last name because if I ever have a kid I’m having one with someone who has the last name McGhee cause Fuckface McGhee is much catchier than just Fuckface
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