Enjolras: Every so often would just get out of his chair and lay on the floor. Said he needed a break.
Combeferre: Pulled out a bag of lettuce every so often and would just eat it straight, claiming it helped him think.
Courfeyrac: Started a trend of calling the math textbooks “Bibles” and crossing himself each time he opened one
Bahorel: Begged teacher to tell class about the Charles Manson trial, and discussed it with her for a -timed- 28 minutes.
Bossuet: Attempted to get the class to sing “All I Want for Christmas is You,” but could not.
Joly: Wrote a countdown to his death on the board, starting in October and ending on finals.
Grantaire: Walked into class on the first day, saying “What’s up homies, ready to smoke crack and fail math?” And dropped the class two days later.
Jehan: After the teacher took away her calculator, she cried audibly for two minutes, then proceeded to stick googly eyes on her face and not do any more work.
Marius: Declared that doing math would not match his future career path, a lawyer, and continously called it immoral. Passed class with a 97 percent.
Cosette: Tried and failed to convince teacher that sudoku puzzles should count as math.
Eponine: Left class earlier and earlier every day until the teacher said something to her.
Les amis as stuff that happened in my math class
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