my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?
me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later
my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?
me:
okay wait so you’re his dad and you would have a husband? …….. this is whats wrong with our generation…
i like men, bitch
breaking news as the straights discover homosexuality is possible
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